Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.