Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.