That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.