That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.