You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.

Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.