My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.

Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

I had known Hal [Needham] for a while by the time he moved in, so I was sure we'd get along well, and we did. He'd go off and do his gigs and I would do mine, and when we were lucky we got to work on the same ones.

All of the younger actors keep coming up to me and asking me where all of the land mines are because they know I've stepped on them all.

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.