Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".

If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.

A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

Friends come in herds and they leave in herds. Hollywood loves an adventure, but you have to hit bottom. Then they love to save you and be a part of it. Or think they're a part of it.