Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

Trans Am sales went up 70 percent after Smokey and the Bandit, and I was promised a free car every year for life by the Pontiac president.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

You get to a certain age, where you know you can't go over the wall, but I'll never get to the age where I can't go through it.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!