One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.

I don't regret not going to college. Students learn up to the age of 21, then stop. I'll always be learning - the things that really matter in life. How to sign on, how to get free food, how to be streetwise.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.

When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.