You are educated equally to boys. You're expected to go into equal employment with boys. In a marriage, you are legally equal. So, you know, you cannot deny we live in a feminist world.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

I loved Riot Grrl. Not only was it a punk rock revolution, but it meant you could get dressed for a night out for less than two pounds!

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.