If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

Everything was blamed on Castro. Mudslides in California. The fact that you can't buy a decent tomato anymore. Was there an exceptionally high pollen count in Massapequa, Long Island, one day? It was Castro, exporting sneezes.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.