We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
Calvin TrillinAvoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
Calvin TrillinThe food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.
Calvin TrillinMath was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
Calvin Trillin