If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

I suppose it's possible that the Sundance Kid didn't like to make much of his birthdays — they may have struck him as just another reminder that his draw was getting slower by the year—but what if he truly liked a major celebration? What if he looked forward every year to marking the day of his birth with what they used to call in the West 'a real wingding, with pink balloons and a few survivors'?

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.