Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen.

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.

Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.