Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.

Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing up away from home I sometimes miss the familiar cool breeze coming from the open refrigerator.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.