I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.