As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

Health food makes me sick.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?