I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Health food makes me sick.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.