Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm off McGovern buttons and Howdy Doody puppets and their Aunt Thelma's toaster as antiques.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

When you're writing, you are robbed of your delivery.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?