Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.