Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.