Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.