Health food makes me sick.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

There's always a source for humor.