Health food makes me sick.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm off McGovern buttons and Howdy Doody puppets and their Aunt Thelma's toaster as antiques.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.