The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.