A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.
Calvin TrillinI'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.
Calvin TrillinMarriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Calvin Trillin