By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.