By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

Why in the world are you a Republican?

There's always a source for humor.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.