Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?