The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

Everything was blamed on Castro. Mudslides in California. The fact that you can't buy a decent tomato anymore. Was there an exceptionally high pollen count in Massapequa, Long Island, one day? It was Castro, exporting sneezes.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.