The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

The interesting thing about class warfare is that it's only class warfare if it's up, not down. If you talk about welfare cheats or something, that's not class warfare because it's down; you have to talk about rich people before it's class warfare.

There's always a source for humor.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.