I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.