Why in the world are you a Republican?
The price of purity is purists.
I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for certain Chinese dishes . . . .