Everybody is who he was in high school.

The interesting thing about class warfare is that it's only class warfare if it's up, not down. If you talk about welfare cheats or something, that's not class warfare because it's down; you have to talk about rich people before it's class warfare.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

Everybody is who he was in high school.

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.