When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.

At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!