I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See - you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L. A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L. A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.