When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.

I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.