I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
Carlos MenciaIf your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
Carlos MenciaRace makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.
Carlos Mencia