America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.

I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.