I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!