That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.