If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.