Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?

I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.