Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great