Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.