I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.