Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.