Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!