I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.