It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.