Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I think we're here for each other.