Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.