When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.