You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.