I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.