there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.