Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.