If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.