Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.