Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.