Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

The audience is never wrong.

I always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

I have a great memory.