Comedy = tragedy + time.
I have a great memory.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.