People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.