I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.
Carol BurnettWhat I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.
Carol BurnettIf you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Carol BurnettI always had a weak chin because we couldn't afford to correct my bite, which could have been corrected with braces. So the chin was always weak. And I always was - kind of hated my profile. And I thought wouldn't it be nice someday to feel the rain on your chin without having to look up.
Carol Burnett