The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
Carol BurnettYou know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol BurnettWhat I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.
Carol Burnett