Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.