Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.