I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

I have a great memory.