You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

No matter what, when you major in theater arts whether you want to write or be a director or design scenery or whatever, when you are a freshman at UCLA then - I guess it's still the same way - you had to take an acting class.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

Comedy = tragedy + time.