You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.

I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I only do it under controlled circumstances.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.