All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't see it as a disadvantage. You're that much more unique when there's fewer of you.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?" just say, "No one except the Lord."

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!