All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

I was over there in Hawaii. I was there on the big island. The 'Big Island' - that name cracks me up. First of all, it's not that big, so I'm pretty sure a guy came up with that name.

Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

My stand-up act is very clean.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.